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It is that time of the week again!!! IT IS TIME FOR A NEW INSTALLMENT OF MAIL BAG!!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Oh yes, I know how excited all you fans are to hear what the latest featured letter has to say. Oh yes fans, it is a very good letter and I know you will all enjoy it immensly. It is from a fan called cellardoor6. Enjoy.

Dear Demo,

LOVE YOUR SHIT!!! Anyways. . .

Actually my words revealed how stupid and baseless YOUR words are. You're too much of a fucking coward to reply in full because you know everything I said was right, and you know how every thing you said was fucking ridiculous.

Yeah do that. But you know it's true, you know you're a pathetic little loser and you got angry because you know I'm more successful than you. Since your life is going nowhere and you will never get as much success as I already have, you have to act like a self righteous jackass and pretend I'm condescending towards people who don't make as much money as me.

Nevermind the fact that in ACTUALITY, you're just pathetic creep with no life and no future and you can only take comfort in this when you condemn people who are more successful than you as self centered.

Yeah, like my own place, bills, a fiance, a child on the way. I'm not living with my parents in a perpetual state of childhood like you are.

Actually used one, I just have superhuman sperm apparently.

And no sect of Christianity would smile on if someone neglected the responsibility that is a byproduct of having a child outside of wedlock.

Yup, and once again you got owned by having it made apparent how ridiculous everything you say is.

I'll add a list of everytime I've owned you. Kind of like how you accused me of lying about having a degree and you got proved wrong, kind of like how you made the most HILARIOUS attempt to talk about nuclear weapons and missiles, and you got brutally proven wrong.

And now, since you're aware of this... you wait for your time to get revenge, so instead of actually topping about the topic, you devoted every one of your posts around me personally. You're a pathetic loser, have fun with your meaningless life you completly worthless sack of shit.

WITH SO MUCH LOVE,

cellypoo

PS, DEMO YOU ARE SO SECKSY!!! If I didnt already knock up some slut I would become your manwhore.

Dear cellardoor6,

Ahh, thankyou for the kind words. I always love hearing from my fans, it brings a joy to my heart that is indescribable. My fans mean so much to me, it is you who make me what I am and without my fans I am nothing. So this is all for you, fans.

As they say in the Budweiser commericals "THIS BUDS FOR YOU!" INDEED!!!

Love,

Demo